Sunday, November 13, 2005
Hermit booth at Career Day, and a lot of "douche" words
Soooo, this is my first official post and I should have been doing this a long time ago. My friends must suffer through my scoped ramblings and rants. They enjoy them; but I know they are getting sick of me bitch and talk about whatever happens to be on my mind. Right now, the fact seems to be that I have a Biology 150 test at 11:00 tomorrow... I haven't studied... and I certainly don't know exactly what's on it. It's not just a test that I have to do. It would never be that easy would it? I have Education work to do that I missed because I was "sick" (I even faked out the nurses at the Health Services into giving me some medicine). Now I have to make up like a week of work that I have no idea about. I also need to read about 100 pages for English (my major) then write a biology lab report. And ON TOP OF ALL THAT: I need to shave. It never ends, I suppose.
My housemate is pissing the shit out of me. I think most people are idiots and selfish and want people to feel pity for them. Like for example, my housemate "Ryan Frazier" (I didn't change his name, cause I don't care. I mean I hope he doesn't read this, but atleast he would know what everyone doesn't want to tell his fragile being). He comes back from this Church Retreat and no one says anything to him.. so what does he do? He does what any douchebag would do: Goes in his room and pouts about it then puts up some obscure away message so everyone wonders what it is: FORCING PEOPLE TO TALK TO HIM!! What a douchenozzle! He wonders why no one has said anything to him... well you locked yourself up in your room and you text messaged one of your friends girlfriend saying "You look good as usual"... then his apology is "You took it the wrong way". LAME, LAME, LAME. Anyways, then he puts up the following away message:
My housemate is pissing the shit out of me. I think most people are idiots and selfish and want people to feel pity for them. Like for example, my housemate "Ryan Frazier" (I didn't change his name, cause I don't care. I mean I hope he doesn't read this, but atleast he would know what everyone doesn't want to tell his fragile being). He comes back from this Church Retreat and no one says anything to him.. so what does he do? He does what any douchebag would do: Goes in his room and pouts about it then puts up some obscure away message so everyone wonders what it is: FORCING PEOPLE TO TALK TO HIM!! What a douchenozzle! He wonders why no one has said anything to him... well you locked yourself up in your room and you text messaged one of your friends girlfriend saying "You look good as usual"... then his apology is "You took it the wrong way". LAME, LAME, LAME. Anyways, then he puts up the following away message:
camp awanita, hummers, horses, lakes, mud pits, YOUTH from all over, water slides, ropes courses, hikes, concert from chasen, worship, me playing guitar, the christian enviorment, and GOD is what i like to call a pretty good weekend :-P
WHAT THE FUCK? This is the same guy who goes to all this church stuff... yet earlier this year had three different girls over in three consecutive nights? And made out with each of them? Hits on girls and SEEMS TO GET INVOLVED WITH GIRLS THAT HAVE BOYFRIENDS!! There is nothing lower on the guy ladder than this example of Douchecicle-ism. Bottomline, no pity. Shut the fuck up and get over it you douchestrap.
I seem to get more and more behind in school... I'm just not motivated at all. School isn't really a challenge. I can get a 3.0 by not trying so why try? I think that I'm gonna become a hermit. The position of hermit is a very hard job. You have to find a cave in the mountains that is moisture resistant and provides shelter from the conditions of the environment. You have to grow a crazy person beard, smell, and only go into town to by meat and supplies. But when you go into town you have to scare people and look extra sketchy, but befriend a young boy who seems to be stuck-up and promise to get into mischief because he hates christmas... Wait, that's Yogi's First Christmas. Well, anyways, that's the quintessential hermit prototype. Mainly, a hermit is probably what my English Degree will bring me to. I'll just sit around and blog all day... and when something's wrong... I'll leave an obscure away message forcing you to wonder what is wrong... It all comes full cirlce.
I seem to get more and more behind in school... I'm just not motivated at all. School isn't really a challenge. I can get a 3.0 by not trying so why try? I think that I'm gonna become a hermit. The position of hermit is a very hard job. You have to find a cave in the mountains that is moisture resistant and provides shelter from the conditions of the environment. You have to grow a crazy person beard, smell, and only go into town to by meat and supplies. But when you go into town you have to scare people and look extra sketchy, but befriend a young boy who seems to be stuck-up and promise to get into mischief because he hates christmas... Wait, that's Yogi's First Christmas. Well, anyways, that's the quintessential hermit prototype. Mainly, a hermit is probably what my English Degree will bring me to. I'll just sit around and blog all day... and when something's wrong... I'll leave an obscure away message forcing you to wonder what is wrong... It all comes full cirlce.
